Just before bed, Aidan decided he needed to use the bathroom. Exasperated by ONE more thing to do before getting them all tucked in, I foolishly asked him how long this was going to take. He gave me his serious look and replied, “um, probably like 3 hours.”
Aidan: Mom, going to the moon is very expensive.
Aidan: Mom, why don’t have girls have a penis again?
Me: Well, it the main way boys and girls are different.
Aidan: Well, that’s not fair. Can’t we just have a girl with a penis.
Me: No.
Aidan: How about if we do get a girl with a penis, she would be a super hero.
Aidan: I am going to blow up all of the girls with 20 babies!
(This all came from asking him if he knew what twins are!)
Aidan: I am a kindergartener. I just know everything.
Coach Jeff: Aidan, go take a break buddy.
Aidan: No, I am way good.
Aidan: So I guess we aren’t going to get a guinea pig?
Aidan (at gym class): That mat looks very heavy. You need a Dad to move that!
Miss Beth: No, she moved it. See? It’s okay, we don’t need a Dad.
Aidan: Yes you do. Dad’s are strong. Where is your Dad?
Aidan: I just wish Junior would come back.
